Why did the chimpanzee stare dreamily at the clergyman visiting the zoo?

She was thinking: "That Monk, He's a Prime Mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Dad joked the chancellor of my university.

I'm on the rowing team at my university and the chancellor (a clergyman, no less) came down to the boathouse to check out a new boat named after him.

As we were all introducing ourselves and shaking hands, the chancellor said that he liked my hair. I said "Thanks! I grew it myself."

You could hear the groans for miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonecoldbastard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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