A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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Did you hear about the rabbi that walked into a bar?

He was hit in the temple.

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A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To get rejuvenated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartlejuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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How many Rabbi does it take to bake bread?

As many as you want just don’t use eleaven...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooperba2929
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A priest is sitting at a bar when a rabbi shows up. The rabbi says,

"well I walked right into that one, didn't I?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
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What's a rabbi's favorite kind of pie?

Key L'Chaim.

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I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.

Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RO-Red
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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How did the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrewed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey-Tribbiani92
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How does a Rabbi make tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steezy_Steve1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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How does a Rabbi make his own beer?

HE-BREWS IT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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So a rabbi, a priest, and Kermit the frog all walk into a bar

The bartender looks at them and says, β€œwhat is this a joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realswagmb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?

He was a Torah Borer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar

The bartender sees them and says , "Wait, is this some kind of joke ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar

and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherzeg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, what is this some kind of joke?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A Rabbi paid a visit to the village of "Trid," where they were being relentlessly kicked by an angry troll. The troll completely avoided the Rabbi, kicking only the locals. He finally approached the troll, and asked why.

The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?

Just wondering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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A Rabbi walks into an elevator...

A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what he’s doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, β€œI’m here for a Bris (circumcision).” The guy then asks, β€œHow much do you make doing that?” The Rabbi says, β€œI don’t do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomekid915
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?

Mountain Jew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HomagawdUleh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What does a rabbi say after the circumcision?

Begone, dickhead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutisticSombrero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:

"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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A priest, a rabbi and a Muslim walk into a bar

They had a nice time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_r628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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How does a Rabbi make coffee?

Hebrews it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Venezian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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A priest and a rabbi were walking on a bridge...

The priest had long hair and the rabbi didn't care !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420buttercup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?

Found jew!

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What game do mountaineering rabbis like to play with their kids?

Peakhebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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What do you call a Rabbi that tells cheesy jokes?

Matzorella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youwantfuckame
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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Why didn't the Rabbi like Minute Maid?

It contains acidic juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3ncryption
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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TIL that the first recorded sandwich was made by the famous rabbi, Hillel the Elder, who lived during the 1st century B.C.

Whoops wrong Sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSuperZonic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Why did the congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?

Because he was a Torah Borer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar...

The bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"

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