A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Did you hear about the rabbi that walked into a bar?
He was hit in the temple.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How many Rabbi does it take to bake bread?
As many as you want just donβt use eleaven...
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︎ Aug 19 2020
A priest is sitting at a bar when a rabbi shows up. The rabbi says,
"well I walked right into that one, didn't I?"
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What's a rabbi's favorite kind of pie?
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︎ May 12 2020
I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.
Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
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︎ Feb 22 2020
How did the Rabbi make his coffee?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
How does a Rabbi make tea?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
How does a Rabbi make his own beer?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
So a rabbi, a priest, and Kermit the frog all walk into a bar
The bartender looks at them and says, βwhat is this a joke?β
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why did congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
A Rabbi paid a visit to the village of "Trid," where they were being relentlessly kicked by an angry troll. The troll completely avoided the Rabbi, kicking only the locals. He finally approached the troll, and asked why.
The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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︎ May 05 2019
What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
I was talking to a rabbi the other day, but he couldnβt quite hear me...
I kept telling him to come a little Kosher
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︎ Jan 22 2019
A Rabbi walks into an elevator...
A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what heβs doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, βIβm here for a Bris (circumcision).β The guy then asks, βHow much do you make doing that?β The Rabbi says, βI donβt do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.β
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?
Because he got no severance pay.
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︎ May 17 2018
What does a rabbi say after the circumcision?
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︎ Oct 09 2017
A priest and a rabbi were walking on a bridge...
The priest had long hair and the rabbi didn't care !
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︎ Mar 03 2018
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
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︎ Aug 19 2017
What game do mountaineering rabbis like to play with their kids?
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︎ Jul 30 2017
Why didn't the Rabbi like Minute Maid?
It contains acidic juice.
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︎ Apr 16 2017
What do you call a Rabbi that tells cheesy jokes?
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︎ Sep 22 2017
TIL that the first recorded sandwich was made by the famous rabbi, Hillel the Elder, who lived during the 1st century B.C.
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︎ Jan 18 2017
A rabbi in my town won a 5k...
I said, "Congrat-jew-lations!"
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︎ Nov 25 2013
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Why did the congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?
Because he was a Torah Borer
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︎ Jul 06 2019
A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says, what is this some kind of joke?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar
and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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︎ Apr 14 2019
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:
"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"
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︎ Jun 27 2018
How does a Rabbi make coffee?
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︎ Feb 02 2018
A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"
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