Hit me with your best Cabinet Puns
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︎ Jul 09 2016
As my wife opened the cabinet, a coffee cup crashed on her head
It's awful to see someone you love mugged.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?
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︎ May 14 2021
My wife just placed childproof locks on all our important cabinets.
Can someone help me open our liqour cabinet?
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︎ May 19 2021
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
Iβve only got my shelf to blame.
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︎ May 06 2021
I bought an Xbox to put next to my cabinet filled with photos of boars
Now I have an Xbox and a game console
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︎ May 30 2021
There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
You'd be impressed with the display cabinet I have at home, full of saltwater and semen.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
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︎ Jan 19 2021
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.
He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out...it was a safe purchase.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My dad is getting too old for a medicine cabinet.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why did the curio cabinet go out on the water at night?
Because he was a Star-Skiin' Hutch.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Filing Cabinet
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Tonight, my daughter assisted me in hanging a new medicine cabinet.
Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.
Her: Did you........make a pun?
Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?
Her: Never mind.
Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!
Her: You're a dork.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Iβm out of... thyme jumped out at me when I opened the cabinet and dove to its death.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
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︎ Jun 11 2017
If you looked into my medicine cabinet...
...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it
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︎ Feb 24 2017
My wife doesnβt think I can install knobs on our cabinets
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︎ Apr 29 2019
I was in two minds whether to buy a metal cabinet to store my valuables.
In the end, it was a safe investment.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I give you a miniature cabinet full of Seeshells
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︎ Jul 02 2018
I bought a cabinet from Ikea
In the instructions it told me to nail it to the wall. After it fell once, I tried again, but it kept falling.
Safe to say, that cabinet is screwed
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︎ Jul 19 2019
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What is the difference between your file cabinet and your kidney?
One is for your information; the other's for urine formation
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︎ Jul 25 2015
Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.
You might wake the sleeping pills.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.
He is involved in very organized crime.
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︎ Jul 01 2018
I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet
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︎ May 12 2019
I only need a prescription for like half of my kitchen cabinets.
The rest are over the counter
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
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︎ Jan 18 2019
My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
...one says to the other, "you walking home?"
"Nah, I'm cabinet."
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︎ Jan 17 2019
I broke up with my girlfriend who is a sentient cabinet
She didnβt realize Iβm looking for one nightstand.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet..
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
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︎ May 23 2017
I went to a friends house party and stumbled onto a cabinet full of jelly....
I guess you could say the party was jam-packed.
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︎ Aug 10 2018
I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!"
m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC
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︎ Oct 29 2013
Why did the moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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︎ Dec 07 2015
Went to the cabinet and I had cheese and no crackers. What was I.
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︎ Mar 14 2014
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