Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
its a country pun!
turkey is best served with greece
I Greek out over country puns
What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
What are your best actresses/countries puns?
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Cameroon Diaz
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Jennifer Afghaniston
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Japanne Hathaway
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Panama Anderson
Country Pun
Youtuber: "So Billie Joe are you going back to Russia?"
Billie Joe Armstrong: "I'm going back to Russia, for sure."
Youtuber: "When is the next album?"
B.J.A: "I don't know. I have a few songs but I don't wanna Russian!"
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
How do you land a country girl?
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.
title with an african country
What country are Ned Flanders’ relatives from?
What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
A person asked a Muslim scholar of its allowed to smoke marijuana in his country?
He replied: only gays get stoned here
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...
Whats the largest country in the world?
Ireland cause its always Dublin
What country that is never full?
What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?
Can you name a country in Africa?
From My grandma: what’s the slipperiest country?
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
What do you call a country of lazy people?
They should count all the people in this country that make $40k a year or less
What is every dad’s least favorite country music song?
Every Light In The House (IS ON!)
What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
What is Elon Musk’s Favorite African Country?
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