Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
its a country pun!
turkey is best served with greece
I Greek out over country puns
What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
What are your best actresses/countries puns?
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Cameroon Diaz
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Jennifer Afghaniston
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Japanne Hathaway
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Panama Anderson
Country Pun
Youtuber: "So Billie Joe are you going back to Russia?"
Billie Joe Armstrong: "I'm going back to Russia, for sure."
Youtuber: "When is the next album?"
B.J.A: "I don't know. I have a few songs but I don't wanna Russian!"
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?
Can you name a country in Africa?
Which country orders the most takeout?
In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
Which is the country where everyone is always astounded?
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
How can you tell when a country isn't fake?
Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
What country's bees can store the most data?
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
What do they call IHOP in communist countries?
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
Why is every country a Third world Country?
Because we’re all the third world from the sun!
What do you call a country of lazy people?
Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do you call a country with deceiving tree?
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries
He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies
If you're going to take up Cross Country skiing...
It's best to start with a small Country.
What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?
What's the angriest country in the world?
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?
What's the only country where it rains sheep?
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
How do you get a country girlfriend?
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