A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
I got to meet the tallest man in the world last week.
I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...
I took gold, silver and bronze.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Musicians say if the world isn't round
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
There is only one you in the whole world...
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?
Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
I think the best web designers in the world might be
Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
The origami world is ruthless
It's a papercut throat business
After 12 years, I finally played World of Warcraft again & all I have to say is
Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
World limbo champion walks into a bar
He was instantly disqualified
Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What was the world’s first groundbreaking invention?
Why is every country a Third world Country?
Because we’re all the third world from the sun!
What is the coolest lake in the world?
Lake Chad...
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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