A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
The Swasti-car.
TIFU by boarding the wrong ship and almost starting World War III
Sorry, wrong sub
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
An Ally-gator.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Spouses are like world wars.
You never refer to them as the "first" until there's a second.
What did Hitler say when he lost World War 2?
I did "Nazi" that coming
Got talking to a very cool old man. After finding out he was from England, a World War Two vet and has spent the last thirty two years in the states I had to ask..
Me: so what brought you to the states?
Him: An airplane.
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
In world war 2, did war see Poland?
Yes- Warsaw, Poland
Why did the Germans go straight for Paris when invading France in both world wars?
Because they didn't want Toulouse
Did you hear that Geoffrey Rush is gonna be in a World War 2 movie?
It's called Operation Barbossa.
During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.
But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.
When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
We live in a world where there are 7 Star Wars movies that have opening crawl.
Then there is a Rogue One.
My grandmother was a soldier in the second world War.
She was a real Gramma nazi!
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
