A list of puns related to "Karl Marx"
He would practice socialist distancing.
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
Turns out itβs just a communist plot.
We'd finally live in a classless society.
He knew Engels.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Thy teased him because he couldnβt capitalize.
He hated capitalism
Because there are no classes
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Communist Manepesto
Trotsky! :D
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
Someone noticed they all said Karl and asked βWhat are those?β And the communist responded with βTheyβre Karl Marxβ
The Marx it on their Karl-endars
I was describing one of those what ... are you quizzes. In this case it was how left wing are you.
"I got Karl Marx" I said.
"Oh really, I got full marx" said my dad
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Because proper tea is theft!
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