How would Karl Marx react to Covid 19?

He would practice socialist distancing.

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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marx’s grave.

Turns out it’s just a communist plot.

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Two old men are sitting poolside when the first one asks, β€œHave you read Marx?” The other one replies...

β€œYes, I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

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Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?

We'd finally live in a classless society.

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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Karl Marx was a good student imgur.com/trmvVTZ
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Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?

Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.

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Ive been going to this amazing socialist prenatal yoga center called Stretch Marx.
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Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.

He hated capitalism

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Why does Karl Marx love snow days?

Because there are no classes

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Did you hear they found a lost Marx Brothers film featuring a long lost 6th brother?

It's called The Great Underwear Caper starring Skid Marx

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Skid Marx
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Not a book mark, a book Marx. imgur.com/kjbDz64
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what does Karl Marx eat for dinner?

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Communist Manepesto

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One of my favourite dad jokes to drop: What did Karl Marx call his horse?

Trotsky! :D

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Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx

But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol

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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....

But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does Carl Marx not like Earl Grey?

because all proper-tea is theft.

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