Groucho Marx Puns

A list of puns related to "Groucho Marx"

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/4-8Newday
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wedge001
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20 2020
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Time flies when youโ€™re having fun...

Measure spiders when youโ€™re not.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kuumur
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15 2018
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