What do you call a clown who is smart with his money?
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
If you're ever attacked by a horde of clowns...
A clown held a door open for me.
Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus?
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
They replied, "sili-cone"
Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
If a clown farts...
....does it smell funny ?
Clowns
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”
Why do clowns make annoying fathers?
They're just walking dad jokes.
How do you defend yourself from a gang of clowns that come at you?
Clown Fish talking to Jelly Fish...
"I have to live in a Sea Anemone to keep me safe from preditors"
Jelly Fish shows off its tanticles; "With fronds like these, who needs Anemones."
What is a clown fish's favorite artist?
What do you call an popular clown that eats too much?
Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
Did you hear the one about the clowns divorce?
Ended in a custardy battle.
A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.
"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."
What do you call a murderous clown whos good at investments?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems
If you boil a clown…
… is it considered laughing stock?
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
A clown opened up my post today
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
Hold the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
Two hyenas were eating a clown
One looks at the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”
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