We call him the iron pirate.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
He figured he needed antibodies
Banned.
Because he Missed-A-T.
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
You knock on the door.
They weren't born yesterday
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, “Can you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
I'll tell you next week.
They were literally born yesterday!
People into clicking on your post.
Is this a joke?
Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.
I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.
Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"
"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April's Fool and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her.
Dad: No, it was just a normal prank
http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL
This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me
>Me: Mr. Lion eh?
>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.
>Me: I'll call!
I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.
Bursts into room
"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."
"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"
I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
So I created a brochure for a fake camp that I will be sending my two boys off to. Link in the comments.
...but then I realized that it's July, so I say "Awww April has already passed!"
My dad says, "Oh, I didn't even know she was sick!"
She always wants lucky charms before school. I'll give her lucky charms
APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
