There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold

We call him the iron pirate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I pity the fool who doesnt get this pun!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?

He figured he needed antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools

Banned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidgey04
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to β€œYler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.

Because he Missed-A-T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBoayy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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People say I'm not quite a fool

I'm fool-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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A bad workman blames his fools...

EDIT: tools

...stupid keyboard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.

For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , β€œI piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a T.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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How do you sink a submarine full of fools?

You knock on the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarzan-loves-cats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?

They weren't born yesterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zap9219
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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April Fools

One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, β€œCan you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!

Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisDoodIce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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April Fools
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ„’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ„’ imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheetsGiggles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I'll tell you next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thought152
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How to fool....

People into clicking on your post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1_carguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.

Is this a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Google on April fool's day πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irrationalpii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Fool me once shame on you, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherealredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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April fools joke 2014

I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.

Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"

"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BugSTi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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Lenten season this year started on Valentine's day, ended on April Fools'. It's like a sweet, sappy love story that ended up being a joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotanesca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What are some of your favorite April Fools day pranks to play on friends/ SOs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilfork4f00d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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They have been Edam fools but promise to be Gouda from now on ! Pun theft I admit * abc.net.au/news/2017-03-2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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So he was born on April Fool's Day

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April's Fool and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoximor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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What drink fools and hurts you?

A Sucker Punch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormri
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Son: Dad, was this all an April Fool's prank?

Dad: No, it was just a normal prank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebane2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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A bit late, but I dadjoked my dad for April Fools.

http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EachPeachRedRum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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A Dad-tastic April Fools joke

This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me

>Me: Mr. Lion eh?

>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.

>Me: I'll call!

I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaszune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Copped this classic April fools prank from dad this morning.

Bursts into room

"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."

"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"

I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owchies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Pranking my kids for April Fools [OC]

So I created a brochure for a fake camp that I will be sending my two boys off to. Link in the comments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyr0teknix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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I just thought of a really good April Fool's prank....

...but then I realized that it's July, so I say "Awww April has already passed!"

My dad says, "Oh, I didn't even know she was sick!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaHaHarls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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My first attempt at April fools with my daughter.

She always wants lucky charms before school. I'll give her lucky charms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowakennedy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Too bad I don’t have an April fools joke

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofcin_2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, β€œI piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a T.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, β€œI piy the fool! I piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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