If a bunch of people simp for someone....

....do they become a simphony?

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What do you call an uncomplicated two thousand pounds?

A simpleton.

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Did you know that an alternate version of the Harry Potter story exists where he is never a wizard?

In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick. So he's basically a hay re-potter.

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