Dolt Puns

I'll let you know tomorrow

A: Grown adult.

B: Groan A dolt.

He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

And two obese women walk in, talking in an interesting accent.

I was intrigued so I turned around and asked them, “Are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of the women sneered at me, “Wales, you dolt!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, are you two whales from Ireland?”

Friend 1: But I'm not an adult!

Friend 2: Yes, you are an a-dolt...