Poor Fish Puns

A list of puns related to "Poor Fish"

“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Dadjoked a girl on Tinder

We'd been talking for a few days, already had a plan to meet up at by this point.

Me: Hey! How's your day going?

Her: Good, thanks! Just went to Petsmart and bought medicine for my betta fish, walking home now. His fins are falling off, the poor guy.

Me: Aw, I hope he gets betta.

Her: Oh god

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👤︎ u/Quiddity99
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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Got my fiancé at the zoo today

He was looking in a pond for fishes and found one, but the poor guy was all alone! So my fiancé said, "hey little fishy why are you by yourself?" And I said, "well, there's no school on Sundays"

He just stared at me and shook his head :)

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👤︎ u/eforemergency
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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