There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?

The little one was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpauljohns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My friend told me, β€œYou have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Two morons were walking along a narrow bridge

It’s very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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what kind of moron is actually really clever?

an oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoebread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: β€œDon’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

She is watching our wedding video again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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[In a courtroom] Lawyer: Judge, you a complete moron are!!

Judge: That’s out of order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Took me a while to figure this out - I'm an oxy-moron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieGombie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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How do you hold a moron in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxler3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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All morons need a lesson.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaintenanceCall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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A family of Morons.

A family of morons go for a walk. They come to a rickety looking bridge. The daddy moron says to the mommy moron and the little moron, "I'll go first to make sure it's safe." He starts to walk across, but almost immediately falls off. The mommy moron, seeing her husband fall off, runs to the bridge, crying. As soon as she gets on the bridge, she also immediately falls off. The little moron, not realizing the danger, walks right up to the bridge, and calmly crosses the bridge with no incident. Why didn't he fall off?

Because he was a little moron the bridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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Why did the moron cut his toilet in half?

Because his two half-assed brothers were coming over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castamundo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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Why did the moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castamundo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Why did the BIG moron fall off the mountain, but the little moron didn't?

because the little moron was a little MORON.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallystrongman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!'

She was watching our wedding video again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsir18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off. Why?

The little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippanonypotomous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?

He was a little "more on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatonat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?

The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatsbeingbroke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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A big moron and a little moron are sitting on a fence.

The big moron falls down. Why didn't the little moron fall down? Because he's a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctaviaPinfold
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?

The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bncodd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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