The little one was a little more on.
Itโs very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)
It was a third degree burn.
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
an oxymoron
She is watching our wedding video again.
Judge: Thatโs out of order.
Because the little moron was a little more on.
This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.
A family of morons go for a walk. They come to a rickety looking bridge. The daddy moron says to the mommy moron and the little moron, "I'll go first to make sure it's safe." He starts to walk across, but almost immediately falls off. The mommy moron, seeing her husband fall off, runs to the bridge, crying. As soon as she gets on the bridge, she also immediately falls off. The little moron, not realizing the danger, walks right up to the bridge, and calmly crosses the bridge with no incident. Why didn't he fall off?
Because he was a little moron the bridge.
Because his two half-assed brothers were coming over.
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
She was watching our wedding video again.
She is watching our wedding video again.
Because he was a little more on.
The little moron was a little more on.
He was a little "more on."
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
The big moron falls down. Why didn't the little moron fall down? Because he's a little more on.
Because he was a little more on.
