The Tale of Stanley Shithead

Stanley Shithead was made fun of for his entire life. "Shithead, Shithead, Shithead", his peers in highscool would chant. "Hey Shithead, have you finished your paperwork?", his co-workers would tease.

Stanley had had enough of this. He was going to change his name once and for all!

"Here's your paycheck, Mr. Shithead"

"Please, call me Chris"

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📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Dad joked my Dad.

http://imgur.com/KSOIBk5

Dad texted, "Can you call me? no emergency"

I replied, "Hi no emergency"

Called him and was greeted with, "Shithead."

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