Clownfish Puns

A list of puns related to "Clownfish"

Why don't sharks eat clownfish?

Because they taste funny.

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👤︎ u/Quantity_Weary
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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What does clownfish taste like?

It probably tastes funny.

Something my son actually asked and without thinking, I responded. I blame this sub.

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👤︎ u/NeverMuchLoveOT
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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I caught a clownfish

Who's laughing now?

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👤︎ u/benjo1000113
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What kind of treatment does a clownfish need when it gets cancer

Nemo therapy

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👤︎ u/NegativeFux
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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I went to a new seafood restaurant that serves clownfish.

I thought it tasted funny.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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Why was the clownfish so sad?

She had no friends, only anemone.

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👤︎ u/iwrestledasharkonce
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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We just had fish for dinner and it tasted funny...

I'm never eating clownfish again.

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👤︎ u/LastProtagonist
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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