One of those puns you need to say out loud to get
Grampas has those puns on lock. Xpost
Those puns are berry good.
Those who think the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA
Should see it as an opportunity
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
I hate those Russian dolls...
They are so full of themselves.
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
I disagree with those who say age is just a number
Have you heard about those cow mutilations??
Just bought one of those ‘All4one’ remotes......
...thought to myself - this changes everything.
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Naw, it’s just water under the fridge.
I hate those weird Russian dolls.
They’re always so full of themselves.
Those parents must be nuts
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
Daddy, look! Those turtles are playing piggyback! Son, I was going to wait till you were older for this talk but...
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
To those of you who have seen Tenet
Do you agree it’s the best movie you will ever see in rewind?
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
Those teachers aren’t mathing around
I shouldn't have ate all those legos.
I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
My dad: don't go near those trees
Me: why
My dad: they're shady
Watch out for those stairs!
They're up to something...
Those people who refuse to date foot amputees?
They are lack toes intolerant.
I took my grandma to one of those fish spas where the fish eat all your dead skin.
So much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery.
Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...
... General Lee speaking.
Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"
Director: "you mean a choir?"
Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?
How about those shopping centers?
You've seen one, you've seen 'em-all
What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?
They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.
Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it.
wish all red flags were as obvious as those
I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...
but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
For all those saying they are done with 2020
Please trade me. I’m tired of wearing my glasses.
Did you hear about those policemen on whom the roof fell?
They are now undercover cops.
Gotta get me one of those...
"Are those your pants, stumbling around by themselves and puking all over everything?"
"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."
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