One of those puns you need to say out loud to get
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluer1e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Grampas has those puns on lock. Xpost
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealMsDeek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Those puns are berry good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stolen_Burrito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Those puns sure are electrifying imgur.com/4pJGLDo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_dysthymia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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Those who think the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA

Should see it as an opportunity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wibie90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I hate those Russian dolls...

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I disagree with those who say age is just a number

Age is a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastelnd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Have you heard about those cow mutilations??

What an udder disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goudamac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Just bought one of those β€˜All4one’ remotes......

...thought to myself - this changes everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashypants82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.

Lettuce romaine calm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I hate those weird Russian dolls.

They’re always so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Those parents must be nuts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

I think that's Booleshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Daddy, look! Those turtles are playing piggyback! Son, I was going to wait till you were older for this talk but...

Those are tortoises , not turtles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modular-emergence
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Damn those waves
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Those are Nazieeds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timelantern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?

Minisoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...

It was $50 per head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"

"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorg2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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To those of you who have seen Tenet

Do you agree it’s the best movie you will ever see in rewind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one

I call it a "G Pee S"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Those teachers aren’t mathing around
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zulfrum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I shouldn't have ate all those legos.

Now I'm pooping bricks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATLUTDisMe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..

or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"

(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImLevisWindex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Watch out for those stairs!

They're up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntrpe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My dad: don't go near those trees

Me: why

My dad: they're shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyPert
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Those people who refuse to date foot amputees?

They are lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I took my grandma to one of those fish spas where the fish eat all your dead skin.

So much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...

... General Lee speaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djxiii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xynnax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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How about those shopping centers?

You've seen one, you've seen 'em-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?

They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,

but had to take them back as the seal was broken...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.

No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChetRipley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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wish all red flags were as obvious as those
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...

but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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For all those saying they are done with 2020

Please trade me. I’m tired of wearing my glasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCochMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about those policemen on whom the roof fell?

They are now undercover cops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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"Are those your pants, stumbling around by themselves and puking all over everything?"

"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What happens when a chair and a table helps out those in need?

They become charitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Gotta get me one of those...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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