What does Sean Connery, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A schwing and Amish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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For the gardening folks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.

But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

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That's all folks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?

It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.

Just giving cReddit where it's due.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.

Mostly because they’re not dead yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panthropoly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?

They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I thought you folks would like this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread_Squid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Don't kiss after midnight, folks

It's not proper to kiss on a first date

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.

They call them Jingle Berries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchpeederMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did Daryl say to Greg when four regular folks descend from a UFO?

I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?

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Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting

It’s for legal porpoises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prollyonthepot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?

The Basque Pro Shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do blind folks call couches

Painful, because they can't c.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZyraunO
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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It’s not a face mask, folks...

it’s a coughy filter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypertonica
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks

But are experts in Crash Courses

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What kinda music they play at the old folks home?

Broken hip hop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahooster
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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No title folks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_DYUZX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?

Bob Dillin'

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Let's give it up for the folks fornicating at midnight

It's a great way to start the decade off with a bang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousHistory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Curiosity is a dangerous thing folks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/etinaude
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...

So I leveled with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Dad has a ghost that wakes him at night with Bohemian folk music.

He thinks it's a polkageist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.

Bunch of Joeys over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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As the nurse is making the rounds at the old folks home...

She stops by Carl's room and sees him putting black shoe polish all over his penis. Dismayed, she exclaims "no, no, no Carl, you misunderstood. I said remember to turn your clock back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjc127
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Friendly reminder to all the trans folks out there: anything you do may be taxable

It is a transaction, after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Nothing to see here, folks.

Nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call a scam where folks who engage in wordplay invite others to engage in wordplay, and folks who were there longer get credit for what the newer folks come up with?

That would be a punzi scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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To all the folks here from r/punpatrol...

This sub is off-limits to you according to your own sub.

So the joke's on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Most folks, when they laugh: HeHeHe.

Feminists: SheSheShe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.

People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.

Credit to u/RollinThundaga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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(one for the older folks) Just for the Record....

A person born in 33 was 45 in 78

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Ultrasound tech: "So before we begin do you folks have any questions"

Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"

Wife: "Shut up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GAU8Avenger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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The folks at Jack Links really have their beef jerky making processes down pat...

It's cut and dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My friend sent me this snap and I thought you folks would appreciate it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinh313
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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The Tetley Tea Folk are forming a football team

Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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A New Year’s folk tale

Bee was making a list for her New Year’s Eve party. She asked her friend Grasshopper for help.

β€œWho should I invite?” β€œHow about those ants that’ve been your next door neighbors for years? You invite them every year.” β€œI guess so… I find them a bit old-fashioned though.” β€œI think they’re quaint. Also you should invite the new young ant family down the street.” β€œYeah, they seem so nice.”

Bee sent out most of her invites but in her rush forgot her next door neighbors. New Year’s Eve came and the party started at Bee’s house. Grasshopper came early to help Bee out as always, and noticed the unsent invites on the counter. Oh well, too late. The doorbell rang and Grasshopper went to open the door. It was the ants from next door.

And so it came to be that Grasshopper said to himself on New Year’s Eve:

β€œShoot, the older quaint ants Bee forgot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneFootTitan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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I was telling my folks about my new girlfriend...

Dad: oh good. i know how you love dogs. what kind of dog does she have? what's its name?

Me: idk if she even has a dog

Dad: well she must have a seeing eye dog

Every time me or one of my friends ever got a girlfriend he busted it out without hesitation. every.single.time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightning_balls
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!

My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!

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Remember not to kiss after midnight, folks.

It's not proper to kiss on a first date.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Don't kiss after midnight, folks

It's not proper to kiss on a first date

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