An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
I thought you folks would like this
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
What did Daryl say to Greg when four regular folks descend from a UFO?
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
What do blind folks call couches
Painful, because they can't c.
It’s not a face mask, folks...
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
What kinda music they play at the old folks home?
Let's give it up for the folks fornicating at midnight
It's a great way to start the decade off with a bang.
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
Curiosity is a dangerous thing folks
I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...
Dad has a ghost that wakes him at night with Bohemian folk music.
He thinks it's a polkageist.
Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.
Bunch of Joeys over there.
As the nurse is making the rounds at the old folks home...
She stops by Carl's room and sees him putting black shoe polish all over his penis. Dismayed, she exclaims "no, no, no Carl, you misunderstood. I said remember to turn your clock back."
Friendly reminder to all the trans folks out there: anything you do may be taxable
It is a transaction, after all.
Nothing to see here, folks.
What do you call a scam where folks who engage in wordplay invite others to engage in wordplay, and folks who were there longer get credit for what the newer folks come up with?
That would be a punzi scheme.
Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.
People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.
Credit to u/RollinThundaga.
Most folks, when they laugh: HeHeHe.
(one for the older folks) Just for the Record....
A person born in 33 was 45 in 78
Ultrasound tech: "So before we begin do you folks have any questions"
Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"
Wife: "Shut up"
The folks at Jack Links really have their beef jerky making processes down pat...
The Tetley Tea Folk are forming a football team
Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.
My friend sent me this snap and I thought you folks would appreciate it.
A New Year’s folk tale
Bee was making a list for her New Year’s Eve party. She asked her friend Grasshopper for help.
“Who should I invite?”
“How about those ants that’ve been your next door neighbors for years? You invite them every year.”
“I guess so… I find them a bit old-fashioned though.”
“I think they’re quaint. Also you should invite the new young ant family down the street.”
“Yeah, they seem so nice.”
Bee sent out most of her invites but in her rush forgot her next door neighbors. New Year’s Eve came and the party started at Bee’s house. Grasshopper came early to help Bee out as always, and noticed the unsent invites on the counter. Oh well, too late. The doorbell rang and Grasshopper went to open the door. It was the ants from next door.
And so it came to be that Grasshopper said to himself on New Year’s Eve:
“Shoot, the older quaint ants Bee forgot.”
I was telling my folks about my new girlfriend...
Dad: oh good. i know how you love dogs. what kind of dog does she have? what's its name?
Me: idk if she even has a dog
Dad: well she must have a seeing eye dog
Every time me or one of my friends ever got a girlfriend he busted it out without hesitation. every.single.time.
I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.
Remember not to kiss after midnight, folks.
It's not proper to kiss on a first date.
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
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