Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead
Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
What has two butts and kills people?
Why do people say "we're running late " even when they're not running?
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Why can't blind people eat fish ?
Why are gay people insomniacs?
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
What kind of people never get angry?
Apparently there is a panda going around killing people at restaurants
He eats shoots and leaves.
you know what drives old people up the wall?
How does a non-binary Swordsman kill people?
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/them
(They slash them)
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
People say being a server is a bad job
But hey, it puts food on the table!
My wife said, "Isn't it strange how little people change?"
Now I'm thinking, "Do dwarves put on clothes differently to the rest of us. "
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Have you heard about the guy going around different towns and jabbing people with knitting needles?
Police believe he is following some sort of pattern
I've invented a machine that helps people wear cloaks
I call it a cloaking device.
My wife groaned, that's good enough for me.
There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who can’t
Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
What do you call a mortician that steals dead people’s underwear?
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
So I went to church and looked around for people
How do short people greet their friends?
People ask my secret to a happy marriage. I tell them the trick is my wife and I go out to dinner twice a week.
I go Tuesdays and my wife takes Thursdays
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"
People would see through me if my kid became a transgender
Because I'd be a transparent
What do you call a cheese plate served at a dinner for lactose intolerant people?
People who take care of chickens are basically....
Why do educated people tend to be hotter than uneducated people?
What’s it called when all the smart people get vaccinated?
Train derails in New Mexico, killing 23 people
It must have had a locomotive.
You know, some people are so scared when they see a bear they go into...
Short people face more discrimination than any other group!
We’re always being overlooked
How many problems do people have with Comcast?
I hate it when people talk about climate change
Some people think that being a waiter is a bad job or the result of poor choices...
but hey, at least I put food on the table...
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people. Pun in, 10 dead.
Pun enters room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. GET IT, PUN IN TEN DEAD
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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