What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian

I’ll see myself out...

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Why was the Native American bartender fired?

He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?

You Cherokee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecretButtCrack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a β€˜wimb’

Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call mustard native to an area?

Indijonous mustard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/French_Embassy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?

They drowned in there tipi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...

Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting

Nearly drowned in his own teepee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masters330
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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This book on Native American cooking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhandfilms
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

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English is not my native language, please be merciful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaekys
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?

That night, he drowned in his teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be

Samoans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?

He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?

Porkahontas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalScrub420
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadOldLogan
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezzurict
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,

I think they were Inca Hoots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...

Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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life for native americans was pretty "in tents"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire665
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?

It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Someone asked if I was Native American...

I said, "No, why?"

"Because your beard is Apache one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?

Because they had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetSchwepped
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.

Ab originals.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.

Native American dad: How, hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weavedawg74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why do native Americans hate snow?

It's white and settles on their land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?

Because they became nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlinuga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?

They had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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