Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead
Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
There's a term for people like Trump
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
Why are lgbt people good at fashion?
They usually spend a long time in the closet.
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....
People say I plagiarized my jokes
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...
Avalanches won by a landslide.
I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.
People say that I am self-centred
But that's enough about them
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why can't people without legs drink milk
I don't like people who take drugs...
For example, airport security.
I can't stand people without toes!
I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties
It goes in one year and out the other.
Want people to show up? Bring food.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.
Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
My wife told me, “You shouldn’t take it personally if people call you fat...”
...”You are much bigger than that.”
Me when people tell me I make too many puns
To the people who haven’t gone to the toilet in 2021
Why are you still holding onto last year’s shit?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But typically, none of them work.
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people. Pun in, 10 dead.
Pun enters room, kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. GET IT, PUN IN TEN DEAD
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Pun walks into a room with 10 people and kills them all.
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