What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?
In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.
Squares are raised to a second power.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
What country has the most dense population?
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors....
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How dense the population is.
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How dense the population is.
Why does Russia have a declining population?
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing
Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli
What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Do you know why asia is so populated?
Because of a rice in food production
Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?
Welcome to 21st-letter-of-the-alphabetsville
The egg population is rapidly declining
Be sure to watch out for egg poachers
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?
One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
Did you know that 97% of the population is stupid?
Luckily I'm in the other 5%.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
Did you know midgets, make a small percentage of the population.
Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.
Then I snapped out of it.
They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.
(Revising my previous joke)
Which place in the world is mostly populated by cat-ladies ?
98% percent of the population is stupid.
Luckily I'm part of the 3%!
In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.
Every mathematician counts.
Statistically, if you take the entire population of the US and cut them in half
According to a recent survey...
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 people agree that they make up 80% of the population.
Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?
There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!
If the human population held hands aroud the equator
A significant portion of them would drown
Breaking World News
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Which population has the fastest growing population?
Ireland
It's Dublin every year
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country has the fastest growing population?
Did you hear about the population in Ireland?
COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...
A significant portion of them would drown...
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