Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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I've been reading some books about gravitation

they're impossible to put down.

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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My son

Today my son asked his mom how people used to stay on the earth before the law of gravitation was signed. I didnt think I would ever be so proud of him!

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👤︎ u/Demonazzzz
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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[space]

If a crime is commited in space, it should only be judged by facts, as there, things tend to gravitate towards what matters

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👤︎ u/CocozuBR
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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The most attractive thing about your mom...

Is her gravitational pull

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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[REQUEST] Username Pun

Hi guys, I need to change my username online (mostly used in games) as it's not really something unique ( came from a book I read when I was younger ).

I'm trying to find something quite funny, with plays on words for example. But english isn't my native language and I find it quite hard ! So I'm asking you guys to help me :) You're the best for that imho !

If you could help me find something mixing music (percussions/drums), sciences (my field of study, physics to be more precise), beer and animals maybe (?) (because I like that !)

I think this is possible to find something using some science-specific noun and something else. But I can't seem to find one that suits me :(

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👤︎ u/PRD-dat
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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You know gaining weight actually makes anything more attractive

Gravitationally attractive that is

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👤︎ u/BlueRac
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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My dad just dropped this one as I'm trying to locate a magizine to roll up

Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!

Dad: Wait which one?

Me: The wall right across from me!

Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?

He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.

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My Friend the Astronomer

My friend and I were having a conversation about his career, he said that Uranus was beginning to collapse on itself due to the magnetic and gravitational fields.

Being immature I laughed, he replied with a stern face "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Wow, you must be the most attractive woman in the world...

Gravitationally.

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📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why Are All People Attracted To Mountains

Because all objects have a gravitational force including mountains, thus if you are near a mountain you feel a slight attraction to it.

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I dad joked my interviewer.

During a phone interview, I was asked to compute some basic physics problems without a calculator. One question involved estimating if a baseball would clear the fence when hit. I told the interviewer that I would approximate gravitational acceleration to 10 m/s^2 to give me "a ballpark answer."

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👤︎ u/splorkt
📅︎ May 20 2015
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