The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MissMoops
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Sticky situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kelly240361
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What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?

Bored to bore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saswata1194
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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Jeff it looks like you’re in a ruff situation..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Punk_Rasputin
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My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"

I said "aren't there?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Short_Artist_Girl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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Did you guys know that ducks are terrible in tense situations?

They tend to quack under pressure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GlorlockTheDestroyer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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Our current situation in a nutshell
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fishkatze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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Damn that's a sticky situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KriykoBq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation

There's bound to be a lock down there

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ian_M87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns

So from today I'm detergent to be better.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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Hairy situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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The local police station has had its toilet stolen

Officers have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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An ether/oar situation...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R3ALPH8TH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation

since he is good at catching snitches

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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He made a pun out of an autocorrect situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chloe24603
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2019
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Making light of the situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartaPros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2020
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The man who took my diary died in an accident yesterday..

At this dificult situation, my thoughts are with his family.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TraditionalCourage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2021
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Situation under control
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TyRoland06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Viv3K_Banerjee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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A Harry Situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwinsome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a dog with knowledge or perception of a situation or fact?

Aware Wolf.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Infinite_Thing
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dishwasherfetus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation

The officer replied: β€œIt’s hard to say”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call someone who has the ability to pull off a lie in every situation?

A Liability

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikissedtaylorswift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2020
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Situation under....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2020
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I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunnyyixuanchen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, β€œI don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”

He said, β€œOh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2020
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My girlfriend said if I don’t marry her then she’ll destroy my hearing

It’s a wife or deaf situation

Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chillie43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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I cannot and will not ever use a plastic knife in any situation

It never makes the cut

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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We've got a domestic situation here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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Andy was frustrated.

His wife always complained that he wasn't good enough in bed and that she wasn't satisfied. He went to the local bar to get a drink and cool off for a bit. On reaching the bar, he ordered a beer and sat down. His friend, Mike saw him sitting alone and walked up to him. He asked Andy what happened to which Andy told him the situation. Mike said that he had a simple trick which never failed and told Andy to hit his meat on the bedpost three times before sex. Andy rushed home to perform this trick. He saw that his wife was lying on the bed with the lights off. Slowly he took off his pants and hit his meat three times on the bedpost. Dum, dum, dum. His wife immediately woke up and shouted, "Mike, is that you?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Don't worry the situation is under control
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RandomJackson90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2019
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Situation under cntrl
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sphnixogaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2019
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If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ishetdeofhetmagazijn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2020
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Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ordinarybloke1963
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Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.

You could say it's my maison d'Γͺtre.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/this_time_i_mean_it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CucaBeludo384
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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Jesus grew up poor but...

At least he was born in a stable situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djstrum23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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A sticky situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaminite_jamin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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It's a beefy situation
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kucing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2019
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I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.

Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CH4RL130H
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires

So I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afranc72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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Trump's top aides have Coronavirus

It would appear he has a staff infection

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WellWrested
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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