Pure Puns

A list of puns related to "Pure"

Pure or purr?
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👤︎ u/dvarka124
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the difference between Michelob ultra and pure gold?

One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.

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👤︎ u/GreensGetMoreThread
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 14 2020
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I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

https://preview.redd.it/x7eqsufaq1x51.jpg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fe9d67d655ff805ff8d98bf7b0a79d12d1b7c0

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👤︎ u/Qirim17
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.

I need to concentrate.

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👤︎ u/pirateahoj
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I have a pure bread dog

His name is Fidough

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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👤︎ u/MafiaCub
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Ordis from Warframe is just pure love

Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.

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👤︎ u/Spontifex
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.

Rob Lowe loves raw blow.

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👤︎ u/Uncleherpie
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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These puns are pure gold
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👤︎ u/LetherG420
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I’ve always wanted to own a pure bread horse.
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👤︎ u/sir_deadlock
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Pure Bread.
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👤︎ u/beatless_kemosabe
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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A pure-bread
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👤︎ u/ThePinterPause
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Pure bread. (Found on another sub)
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👤︎ u/BobbyBlack8
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Pure gold from Jonny Sun
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👤︎ u/biphoenix
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Pure-bread Crocodile
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👤︎ u/KommandantKurt
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ May 08 2018
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I once heard of a block of cheese so pure...

some would call it Legendairy.

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👤︎ u/PeterPanpai
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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👤︎ u/Paskill
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad

He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"

I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".

He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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Pure Magic imgur.com/a/SNx7m
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👤︎ u/wehde1992
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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Criminals must be very pure people...

They lead such chased lives!

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👤︎ u/dizzy_lizzy
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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Girlfriend came up with a pure Dad joke

We were in town yesterday and a guy was busking,playing the spoons.

I noticed that a few people were turning their heads and starting to pay attention.

Then she hit me with it.

'That man playing the spoons; he's causing quite the stir'

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👤︎ u/Linklad
📅︎ Mar 24 2016
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Abraham Lincoln is the most pure president to have ever held office.

He was always very in-a-cent.

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👤︎ u/The_Red_Road
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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Kids are considered pure, because they are unadulterated (x-post from r/showerthoughts)
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👤︎ u/NewSuperhero
📅︎ Jan 20 2016
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This is pure gold.

http://imgur.com/aINHN38

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👤︎ u/Bender_PSNHu6da1of
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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