How do you make virgin olive oil?
You boil the fuck out of it.
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did yβall know there no canaryβs in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Today I bought extra virgin olive oil
After I used it it was just olive oil.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you call virgin nachos?
Chips.
Happy Super bowl everyone!
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Instant virgin (γ₯οΏ£ Β³οΏ£)γ₯
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Virgin Airways
I will never fly Virgin Airways. Why would you fly an airline that's never gone all the way?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Where does extra virgin olive oil comes from ?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why was the virgin always running?
Because she was being chaste!
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How do we know Richard Pryor wasnβt a virgin birth?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call an English virgin?
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︎ May 15 2020
Just had a painter and decorator round, hes a furloughed Virgin Atlantic pilot.
He made a lovely job of the landing....
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︎ Jun 13 2020
How does virgin olive oil become extra virgin olive oil?
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Why was the virgin left hanging?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
I made a wish with a genie to not die as a virgin....
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︎ May 19 2018
What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Don't Plan a Trip With Virgin Airlines
They never go all the way.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
My wife will probably die a virgin.
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︎ May 21 2019
I didn't know this was possible, but I think my keyboard is a virgin
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︎ Sep 20 2018
I went to a virgin party the other day.
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︎ Feb 07 2018
Why are virgins the sacrificial choice of man eating monsters?
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︎ Nov 21 2014
In the Bible, God had a business endeavor in which He made virgin women pregnant.
It didn't last long, but he made a prophet.
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︎ Jan 06 2017
My boyfriend said, "Do you know how extra virgin olive oil is made?"
"How?"
"It's made from really ugly olives."
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︎ Oct 20 2014
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception
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︎ Oct 25 2017
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︎ Aug 27 2016
Dad, what does it mean if olive oil is "extra virgin"?
"It means it must be in your friend group."
Damn dad. Cold.
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︎ Dec 31 2017
Virgin Mobile.
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︎ Aug 19 2012
Even if the Virgin Mary didn't get to have sex...
...at least she made a prophet.
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︎ Oct 23 2012
How do you know ballpoint pens aren't virgins?
Because their tips have never been felt!
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︎ Feb 25 2016
TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..
There are no canaries there either.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
You know how the Canary islands is a misnomer, since there's no canaries? It's the same with the Virgin Islands
There's no canaries there either
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