Virtuous Puns

A list of puns related to "Virtuous"

An angel appeared before a man and told him his virtuous life gained him one of three gifts. Unwaivering attractiveness to withstand the rest of his life, unsurpassed wisdom, or limitless wealth. The man claimed the gift of wisdom and poof, the angel disappeared.

Staring blankly for a moment and wondering if the gift had been truly granted the man said to himself, "Fuck, I shoulda taken the money."

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