All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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︎ May 19 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Why is Jesus the "Lamb of God?"
Because he used him as a Scapegoat.
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︎ May 28 2021
A sign from God
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︎ May 02 2021
What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
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︎ May 08 2021
If we're all God's children...
....what's so special about Jesus ?
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︎ May 27 2021
What does the God say when he's surprised
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︎ May 29 2021
God said to Moses come forth my son
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
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︎ May 09 2021
Why does God only accept offerings of Swiss cheese?
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︎ May 25 2021
God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I have a secret to share: I'm the Norse god of mischief.
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︎ May 14 2021
Ever heard of the god with low self-esteem?
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︎ May 05 2021
I will become the next great god. The embodiment of Thor and Odinβs power.
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︎ May 06 2021
What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his lip during an intense workout?
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︎ May 14 2021
I was talking to God. "How longis a million years?"
God replies, "To me, its about a minute."
I asked, "How much is $5 million?"
God replies, "To me its like a penny."
I asked, "May I have a penny please?"
God replies, "Wait a minute. "
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︎ May 10 2021
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Dear God, thank you for these noodles.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
God got into every college he applied to. His son got rejected everywhere.
He got hung up on his boards.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What did God say after performing the immaculate conception?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.
It was an egg ganache tick
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︎ Apr 05 2021
How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?
He gave him 2 test tickles
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you call the Greek God of regret ?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
If God posts anything on reddit it will definitely die in new...
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
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︎ May 29 2021
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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︎ Mar 08 2021
i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?
He was standing on holey ground.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What does a Norse god do when they donβt want to attract attention?
They stay low key (Loki).
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What's the world's longest name?
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︎ May 18 2021
Dad, do you know why itβs so dark at night?
No sun
EDIT: oh my god 1k upvotes! THIS like, tripled my post karma. You guys are incredible. Much love!
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︎ May 14 2021
LOOK AT MY GOD DAMN PUN
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What is Jesus' favourite band?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Who is the greek god of skating?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
When God lights a cigarette....
Is it with a match made in Heaven ?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
A technique that has been used for decades
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Get it ?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with ansomnia?
They stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
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︎ May 08 2021
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
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