I need a pun about chemistry and kindness for a project. Thanks in advance!
all the good ones Argon
Any good science related pun?
I don't get a reaction
I've found that making them with people is usually a great bonding experience.
Well, sorry to radon your parade, but all of your belongings from your house argon. Someone stole them, and judging by the evidence, whoever stole them would want to barium. There he is! Cesium! Don't let him get away!
Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you canβt helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because itβs in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocadoβs number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What element is a girlβs future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A βgramβ cracker.
What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a βcarbonkneelβ
What did one titration tell the other? Letβs meet at the endpoint.
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because itβs basic material.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
Why do chemistry professor like to
... keep reading on reddit β‘My chemistry teacher loves making puns at every chance she gets, so she always comes up with interesting names for the chapters we learn.
Ch 1 & 3: What's the matter? (The chapter was obviously about matter)
Ch 4: Speaking periodically (about the periodic table)
Ch 5 & 6: Bond, chemical bond (about chemical bonds)
Ch 7: Holey Moley! (about converting measurements to moles)
Ch 8: My chemical reaction (about chemical reactions)
Context: I am in a chemistry class where we are analyzing amounts of mercury in fish sample matrix that is not reaching the conditions for analysis.
Joke: You can tuna fish, but you can't tuna Mercury matrix.
I assure you, everyone reacts quickly to this one!
There was no reaction.
British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
Organic chemist: "I'll kick your acetate!"
βPeriodically,β I said
there was no reaction
It would give a whole new meaning to nuking your food
They Argon.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
But Iβm always afraid that they wonβt get a reaction
When he did, I told him oxidants do happen!
Unexpectium: The element of surprise
But I didnt think I would get a reaction
Iβm in my element when I do
Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
My wife drove by with the kids and visited me at work. While I was saying hi, this happened:
Wife: You have some silly kids in here.
Me: And in here [indicate my lab], I have some sili-cates!
But no one would react
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
But i think all the good ones Argon...
All the good chemistry puns argon, but I can zinc of a copper new ones.
But all the good ones argon
All the good ones Argon
Periodically.
Because their joke didn't get a reaction.
but all good ones argon
He gave me no reaction.
I didnβt get a reaction
