Hello all! I am currently in the process of writing my partner's Christmas card and he is a big chemistry nerd and I like stupid puns. So I thought this may be a good spot to ask for some good chemistry related puns. Bonus points if they're Christmas related too!
Thank you all and happy festive season.
I want to give some ideas to a chemistry teacher who’s entering a Christmas decorating contest, I’m drawing a blank here though. Be as nerdy as you’d like!
I have morning duty at my school as a crossing guard, so I welcome a good half of the entire school every other week. I always try to put on a happy performance and get a smile out of them. For December, I want to sing goofy Christmas Carol's to science-y lyrics, but I need help coming up with them.
It's truly amazing the unspeakably horrific mutagenic concoctions that can spring from the mind of a 10 year old little girl.
I just want to share this because it’s a sweet thing of UW when they sent me the letter of acceptance on Christmas day!! This makes 2019 Christmas my most favorite Christmas
My advisor is an idiot and put me into Orgo1 since I already took Chem. She could’ve just put me in Chemistry for Nursing instead. 🙃
We’re back with Nope-menclature, holiday themed!
Rather than a relay like last year, this time around everyone can post whatever molecule they want, whenever they want, but only once per day. Then y’all come up with your best name for the compound, with the restriction that it needs to be winter-themed. (Here’s santanol from last year if you need inspiration.) Winner will be chosen by each compound’s original poster.
The game will run until New Year’s. The overall winner will be the one who racked up the most wins. In the event of a tie, I guess all y’all will share the title.
Have a jolly good time!
I've (m22) been dating someone for about a month and a half at this point. They are super great! Kind, caring, many other things, and by far the nicest person I have ever dated.
That being said, something is just off. Chemistry (my mom calls it the "twinkle") or whatever you want to call it is missing. It sucks more because they are very into me and have told me multiple times that I am the reason that 2019 was an ok year.
But I am not happy. I don't know how to let them down in the nicest, fairest, and most respectful way possible. Especially for something as ambiguous as a lack of chemistry.
Also: Merry fucking Christmas.
