My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueSupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I almost successfully robbed a bank recently...

But there were some baby goats there using alchemy to paper money into coins near the exit. As I rushed out the door, I tripped over some of their stacks of coins, which knocked me out til the police showed up.

I was so close! And, honestly, I would have gotten away with it too... if it weren't for those metaling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old-fashioned

I thought we had good alchemy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatimchenko2
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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