Freddie Mercury, you genius
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My 7 year old son: β€œWhat did Neptune say to Mercury?”

β€œI can’t hear you.”

The skill is developing in this one. So proud.

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Breddie Mercury

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Mercury is in your anus.
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Freddie Mercury
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Oh snap not mercury.
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Freddie Mercury be like
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They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
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Freddie Mercury does stand up comedy youtu.be/nFYOL9ypY_s
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Freddie Sailor Mercury
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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Why is Earth worried about the relationship between Mercury and Venus? Because these two are moving too fast.
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What did Freddy Mercury say about the new airline fee for checked bags?

Carry on, Carry on. Doesn’t really matter.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?

Bruno Mars

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Don't rely on Freddie Mercury bringing lots of cakes to your bake sale.

He only wants to bake three.

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"Look at my ring!" Said Saturn to Mercury. "Isn't it gorgeous?"

"Yes, but you need to lose some weight for the wedding."

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CFLs contain mercury.

A CFL above the kitchen table is flickering on and off.

Mom: Can't we jiggle it around?

Dad: It's not like a regular light bulb. It doesn't have a filament.

Mom: Really? Then what's inside it?

Me: It's filled with gas.

Mom: Gas? No wonder our house is so well-lit.

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