24 Hilarious Mercury Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet.

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👤︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Eating mercury can kill you.

It's a death metal.

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👤︎ u/Maras123

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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Spreaddy Mercury

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👤︎ u/SerialMasticator

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor

His body was aching all the time

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👤︎ u/wellsiv

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.

I love my Christian Heavy Metal.

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👤︎ u/GerbilSpanker

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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Oh snap not mercury.

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👤︎ u/perfectpizzafairy

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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Freddie Mercury, you genius

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👤︎ u/wubbalubbadubdub_2

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Freddie Sailor Mercury

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👤︎ u/Quicktrickbrickstack

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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My 7 year old son: “What did Neptune say to Mercury?”

“I can’t hear you.”

The skill is developing in this one. So proud.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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Breddie Mercury

https://preview.redd.it/tiscl24qc8k41.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=735821c46c4855954dc90b34ea24f6dabbdebbb6

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👤︎ u/WankieTankie

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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Mercury is in your anus.

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👤︎ u/sageofsixpaths69

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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Freddie Mercury be like

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👤︎ u/parth13579

📅︎ Sep 19 2019

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They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!

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👤︎ u/blkmktmaplesyrup

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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Freddie Mercury

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👤︎ u/Fry_The_High

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Freddie Mercury does stand up comedy youtu.be/nFYOL9ypY_s

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👤︎ u/GlobalTweaker

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Why is Earth worried about the relationship between Mercury and Venus? Because these two are moving too fast.

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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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What did Freddy Mercury say about the new airline fee for checked bags?

Carry on, Carry on. Doesn’t really matter.

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👤︎ u/tocath

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?

Bruno Mars

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👤︎ u/okamipiano

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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"Look at my ring!" Said Saturn to Mercury. "Isn't it gorgeous?"

"Yes, but you need to lose some weight for the wedding."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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CFLs contain mercury.

A CFL above the kitchen table is flickering on and off.

Mom: Can't we jiggle it around?

Dad: It's not like a regular light bulb. It doesn't have a filament.

Mom: Really? Then what's inside it?

Me: It's filled with gas.

Mom: Gas? No wonder our house is so well-lit.

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👤︎ u/devourerkwi

📅︎ Jan 01 2014

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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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👤︎ u/cinnamontoastcrunch2

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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👤︎ u/pats5lyfe

📅︎ Nov 13 2016

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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