Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didnβt planet.
Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor
His body was aching all the time
I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
What size of bed did Freddie Mercury sleep in?
Queen
Freddie Mercury, you genius
My 7 year old son: βWhat did Neptune say to Mercury?β
βI canβt hear you.β
The skill is developing in this one. So proud.
Breddie Mercury
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They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
Freddie Mercury does stand up comedy youtu.be/nFYOL9ypY_s
Why is Earth worried about the relationship between Mercury and Venus? Because these two are moving too fast.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...
...But they didn't planet that way.
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...
but they didn't planet that way
What did Freddy Mercury say about the new airline fee for checked bags?
Carry on, Carry on. Doesnβt really matter.
[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?
Bruno Mars
"Look at my ring!" Said Saturn to Mercury. "Isn't it gorgeous?"
"Yes, but you need to lose some weight for the wedding."
CFLs contain mercury.
A CFL above the kitchen table is flickering on and off.
Mom: Can't we jiggle it around?
Dad: It's not like a regular light bulb. It doesn't have a filament.
Mom: Really? Then what's inside it?
Me: It's filled with gas.
Mom: Gas? No wonder our house is so well-lit.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
But they didn't planet
