What do you call a titan that can't swim?

Titanic

Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... ๐Ÿ™‚

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A tack on titan
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Sneaky Titan
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What is the favorite food of the titans on attack on titan

Raw-men

Note: My dad said this to me...

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A Tack on Titan imgur.com/gallery/XkBls
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?

I need time to sink...

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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?

About half way.

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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I canโ€™t use it, itโ€™s still syncing.

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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: โ€œThe Titanic is syncingโ€

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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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I changed my iPodโ€™s name to Titanic

Itโ€™s syncing now

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I changed my iPod name to Titanic. Itโ€™s syncing now.
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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I named my IPod Titanic

Itโ€™s syncing now

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Whatโ€™s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsโ€™ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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I changed my phone's name to Titanic.

Its syncing now.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

About halfway!

Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.

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You should never talk about the Titanic on a first date...

It's a terrible Icebreaker

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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

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I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

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Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweepi

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

Half-way.

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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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After watching me read โ€œWar and Peaceโ€, my son asked me, โ€œDad, why is the book so thick?โ€

Me: Well, itโ€™s ......a long story.

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Titanic 100
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..

Lettuce have a moment of silence.

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Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?

(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.

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In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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I think the Titanic is pretty funny

I mean it surely is an icebreaker

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What happens when Eren's pant is loose?

He titans it.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About half way...

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweepi

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Half way..

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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way...

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