What do you call a titan that can't swim?

Titanic

Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... ๐Ÿ™‚

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A tack on titan
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Sneaky Titan
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What is the favorite food of the titans on attack on titan

Raw-men

Note: My dad said this to me...

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A Tack on Titan imgur.com/gallery/XkBls
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What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...

It's unthinkable.

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I bought a Bluetooth speaker called โ€œThe Titanicโ€.

Unfortunately it was โ€œunsync-ableโ€.

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Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?

Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?

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My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sinkโ€ฆ

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

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What's the Titanic's least favorite food?

Iceberg lettuce.

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I recall going to see the movie titanic

I had a bad sinking feeling about the end

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What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?

Halfway there.

*Too soon?

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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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You know why the Titanic sank?

The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker

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You can say what you want about Titanic,

but she went down in history.

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Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?

He hadn't thawed of that

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Titanic

Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.

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Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise

And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo

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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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Two movies that share the same plot.

Titanic and sixth sense.= Icey dead people.

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What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?

I need time to sink...

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I changed my iPodโ€™s name to Titanic

Itโ€™s syncing now

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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I canโ€™t use it, itโ€™s still syncing.

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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: โ€œThe Titanic is syncingโ€

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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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A Little Town In Mexico And Their Love Of Mayonnaise

There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. Theyโ€™d have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldnโ€™t get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as โ€œSinko De Mayo.โ€

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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

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What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People!

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Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....

It's unthinkable.

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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink

No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.

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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Credit to b3ta

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?

About half way.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About half way...

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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I changed my iPod name to Titanic. Itโ€™s syncing now.
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I named my IPod Titanic

Itโ€™s syncing now

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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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Whatโ€™s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

Half-way.

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