... but he just couldnβt find time to planet.
All my relationships end up plutonic and I don't even have to planet.
I bet mine is meteor than yours
Especially when I saw him in the cartoon.
All the other planets only wanted to have Plutonic relationships with him.
He's just too cold and distant.
Bonus punchline.. They just want a platonic friendship
"The first close up images of Pluto are in......"
http://i.imgur.com/1BkwLcu.png
I finally got it out of my system.
I told her it's usually more exciting when you don't planet.
It would have arrived sooner, but it was too busy poking around Uranus.
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
I'd give it 1 star
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn
... keep reading on reddit β‘They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)
Edit: for people downvoting because this is a βrepostβ, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again
Edit2: misspelled typo
... and now Pluto.
An irrelephant.
Mickey's Clubhouse is on. Mickey and friends walk up to Donald's door.
Mickey: "Hi Donald, Pluto told us to come over to your house!"
Me (Akroyd voice): "We're on a mission from Dog."
The groans echoed.
Dad goes, "I just moved the potato and there it was!"
They planet.
He wanted to find Pluto.
They planet!
Pluto was a planet and Saturn was a car.
We were walking up to one of their apartments, and heard her dog, Pluto, loudly barking. I asked them, "You think Pluto's home?"
