Get it? Because it's in Erie, PA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bballconnor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?

Flammable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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The three members of the *cult*ery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefingnukeboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?

Waterway to get stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juan_____jbl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked suprised

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Found on r/blackmagicf***ery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAdamStorm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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In light of recent geography humor imgur.com/SyxBp5M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaraBayou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty

It's Erie

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My boy got creeped out at the great lakes

He said it was too Erie for him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_DRUMSETS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I live alone on a lake

It's Erie.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What did the physicist give his wife for their anniversary?

Joule-ery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ssenmodnar4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Bus driver dad joked the entire bus.

I was on a bus route headed to Target to pick up some groceries. I was in a hurry so I had opted for the express route. The bus picks up on the part of my college campus where the streets are named after the great lakes. We pass Erie and Ontario, and the bus driver comes over the intercom and says:

"This bus will be express from Huron out."

Everybody groans, the driver has a good chuckle, and I begin laughing like a maniac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurchPuppy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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Where does Dracula swim?

Lake Erie

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Where does Frankenstein lifeguard?

Lake Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Halloween Puns

Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.


Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!


Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!


For Halloween I’m going to write β€œLife” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers


This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues


β€œHalloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.


Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!


I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.


How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!


When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day


What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!


What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood


What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us


What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A β€œhollow-weenie!”


Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).


How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.



I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, β€œA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, β€œBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.


The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.


I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.


Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.


What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!


What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)


Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!!


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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What vegetable is the most scientific

Cell-ery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowandarrowfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Got dad-joked by my dad and he didn't realize it until afterward.

Me: There's a dense fog rolling into Cleveland from the lake.

Dad: That's eErie.

pause

followed by laughter on both ends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMRoss90
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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