Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabbafather
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!

Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?

The abdominable snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperatorian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I hope you haven't seen this pun yeti
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call a yeti tattoo on your stomach?

Abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeseliberator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A yeti questions the masculinity of an explosive cow

Because a bomb in a bull's no man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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How do Yetis tell the time?

With a sasq-watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.

It's an abomination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?

The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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My wife's comment when the commercial for Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Yeti came on...."has he looked at his stupid face?" To which I replied:

"Not Yeti."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starchybunker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I work out?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.

No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwndlsoqjsjdnwkqk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...

Experts say it is the best yeti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?

A YETI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aromaz15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not yeti.

Thanks HIMYM for all the dad jokes... ;>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsisk7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?

Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Season's greetings, everyone.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b3cae89829c6f7411ba0245e318d6d/tumblr_mx6cli9mOl1rxni5wo1_500.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtherYeti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?

With a Yeti pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Standguard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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One my dad played when on Skyrim.

My dad was playing Skyrim and he had to leave the room. a yeti started attacking him so i killed it and paused the game. when he came back i told him that a yeti attacked him and I paused it for him after killing it. and he responded with "yeti didn't get me".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyinggoatman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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What do you call a yeti with a strong core?

An abdominal snowman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayesr
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch...

Yeti doesn't mind at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaos_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Bigfoot often gets confused with Sasquatch...

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...

Yeti never complains... πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch...

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch

It’s abominable...

Yeti never complains...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacet_Viatorem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not Yeti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoteLizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not yeti.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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