Orangutan Puns

A list of puns related to "Orangutan"

What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?

Ape-rons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quick-Bad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?

A boomerang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UberHuber816
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I bought my son a giant stuffed orangutan.

For the ride home I put the monkey in the back seat, and let the stuffed animal ride in the front seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtthew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do apes call sunbathing?

Orangutanning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Fake tans are overrated [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What animal accidentally called you 10 times in a row?

An orangutan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeber_g
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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