What do you call a chimpanzee all the female chimpanzees want to have kids with?

A prime-mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zainchupacabra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I saw a chimpanzee on tinder once

Not the first place I’d look for prime mate material

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VengefulVendetta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why did the chimpanzee stare dreamily at the clergyman visiting the zoo?

She was thinking: "That Monk, He's a Prime Mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee

Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGgetRekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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A lion is walking through the Safari...

He walks up to a zebra and says, "hey zebra, guess what? I'm a tiger." The zebra rolls it's eyes and the lion walks away. Next, the lion sees a giraffe and says, "hey giraffe, guess what? I'm a tiger." The giraffe scoffs and turns away. Finally, the lion walks up to a chimpanzee and says, "yo chimp, guess what? I'm a tiger..."

The chimp looks right back and the lion and says, "dude, will you quit lyin'..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajoltman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes OST
  1. "Level Plaguing Field"
  2. "Look Who’s Stalking"
  3. "The Great Ape Processional"
  4. "Past Their Primates"
  5. "Close Encounters of the Furred Kind"
  6. "Monkey to the City"
  7. "The Lost City of Chimpanzee"
  8. "Along Simian Lines"
  9. "Caesar No Evil, Hear No Evil"
  10. "Monkey See, Monkey Coup"
  11. "Gorilla Warfare" 7:37
  12. "The Apes of Wrath"
  13. "Gibbon Take"
  14. "Aped Crusaders"
  15. "How Bonobo Can You Go"
  16. "Enough Monkeying Around"
  17. "Primates for Life"
  18. "Planet of the End Credits"
  19. "Ain’t That a Stinger"
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