A list of puns related to "Chimpanzee"
A prime-mate!
Not the first place Iβd look for prime mate material
She was thinking: "That Monk, He's a Prime Mate."
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
He walks up to a zebra and says, "hey zebra, guess what? I'm a tiger." The zebra rolls it's eyes and the lion walks away. Next, the lion sees a giraffe and says, "hey giraffe, guess what? I'm a tiger." The giraffe scoffs and turns away. Finally, the lion walks up to a chimpanzee and says, "yo chimp, guess what? I'm a tiger..."
The chimp looks right back and the lion and says, "dude, will you quit lyin'..."
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