I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...πŸ¦πŸ’„

It left her speechless 🀐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3A5TxM0DE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?

Her stupidity knew no bonds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?

Ape-rons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quick-Bad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A gorilla goes into a new bar...

He asks for a Pint of Beer.

The bartender says: 'That'll be $4.85'

Then the bartender says: 'We don't get many gorillas in here'

The gorilla replies: 'With these prices, I'm not surprised'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What do you call an Asian gorilla

Viet Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batman17008
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a 600pound gorilla with a shotgun?

Sir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ringless_Gyges
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why don't gorillas vote?

They're ape-political.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSluagh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?

He was a silverbach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honkey Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do you call a 1000 pound gorilla with a suit and tie and a machine gun?

β€œSir”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?

Whatever it wants to be called.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGCatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...

He was also a great ape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...

"That's Haram, bae."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anjelloe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?

Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft

A Duct-ape. Hahaha any dads laugh in approval?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultmtweemanfrsh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?

A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What are gorillas favorite fruit?

Ape-ricots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Riles_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?

a gorillanaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?

King Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontCryCraft74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?

Harembe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDolphinrider
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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What do you call a gorilla with no arms?

An ape-utee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clay-baby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car

When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Where do gorillas go to after work?

The monkey bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan

That's his new mixed ape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peraltinguer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I saw a really interesting documentary today.... It was why gorilla’s have such large nostrils!!!

Because they have such large fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skywalker556
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store

She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subzero9101
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Where do gorillas keep their beehives?

Apeiaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?

Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DR_PORNBODY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?

King Koncrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Featric
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?

Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowAboutShutUp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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A Muslim friend of mine kept dating a gorilla even though her parents told her bestiality is forbidden.

He's her Haram bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnowsGhost
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?

He forgot his monk-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/espernen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honky Kong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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How do you fix a broken gorilla ?

Monkey wrench

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why do gorillas have large nostrils?

They have big fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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