Why don't you see hippopotamus's hiding in trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Cause they’re really good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle

That's why they call it "hippocracy".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morpipls
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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When a hippopotamus uses the toilet

It’s a hippo-potty-mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimD_43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why can you always trust a hippopotamus?

Because hips don't lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempTeDX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a pessimistic hippopotamus?

Hippocritical.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...

A wide berth for a wide birth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respectively288
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?

Or a hip opotamus? A very cool opotamus

Got from Mitch hedbergs Conan set, seemed like the right forum for it

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Is a hippopotamus just a really hip opotamus?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A hippopotamus will never believe you if you tell it itβ€˜s fat.

It’s because they’re in the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herpdiderp99
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.

He is hippo critic Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/life_of_loki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

A hippopotamus is a very heavy animal and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why did the mathematician lie adjacent to the hippopotamus?

Cos

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Did you hear about the hippopotamus at the zoo that thought he was a duck?

The vetarians diagnosed him with being a little quacky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slickace1215
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Hey what do you call a Hippopotamus with no butt

A Hippobottomless

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What part of a hippopotamus' brain is most affected by a college education?

The hippocampus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csbingel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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Why can you always trust a hippopotamus?

Because hips don't lie.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...

A wide berth for a wide birth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respectively288
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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