If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made

I'd have lots of doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Funny Deer Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: β€œHow do you know it was going to school?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did Homer Simpson say when he hit a deer in the street?

D'oe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spheroman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.

He’ll do anything for a buck.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's a deer's favourite dessert?

Doe-nuts.

How much does each one cost the deer?

One buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was bitten by a deer.

Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why did the deer get braces?

Because he had buck teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.

Now they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanicTNT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.

He certainly won that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Deer lord
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeC4YeD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My dad after we almost hit a deer in the car the other day:

"You know, he's an expert in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fragglepusss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBacon2339
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.

He was bambidextrous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigonstilts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eye?

No-eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?

Still No-eye-deer!

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What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?

Stagnant water.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I spotted my first deer today

Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyedeer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidFigg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.

I feel he isn't fawned of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaringtaser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why is eating a deer bad?

Because it's fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?

There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarnOldTramp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?

Because an average house cannot jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...

It was very deer-pressing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmolloSmoller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call I blind deer?

No ideer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSauceThief
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why are you asking me, I have no eyed deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMLGmemer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?

Fawn-doe

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Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. β€œWild turkeys?” β€œNine deer, dad!”....

β€œI didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Int-deer-esting courtesy of r/therealjoke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theatrekidluc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyBucanneer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

(Ok, it works better here in the northeast.)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.

And the last of the trilogy, what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?

Yeah, you got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobobby44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?

Stagnation

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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