If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What did Homer Simpson say when he hit a deer in the street?
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
What's a deer's favourite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
I was bitten by a deer.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
My dad after we almost hit a deer in the car the other day:
"You know, he's an expert in his field."
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No-eye-deer!
What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?
Still No-eye-deer!
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.
I feel he isn't fawned of them.
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
Why is eating a deer bad?
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...
It was very deer-pressing...
What do you call I blind deer?
Why are you asking me, I have no eyed deer
What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
Int-deer-esting courtesy of r/therealjoke
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
(Ok, it works better here in the northeast.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear.
And the last of the trilogy, what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Yeah, you got it.
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
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