I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patfan74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adriendel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs AND no ears?

Anything you like because he can't hear you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cookadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I drew a rain-deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeeguycraig
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer

This was my granddad’s favorite joke. He would have loved this sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarahJTHappy
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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My cousin runs a thriving deer farm.

He’s really rolling in the doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ..

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Why are deer always funny?

They’re very amooseing

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πŸ“…︎ May 24
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I tried to trade a deer for fireworks

I want the best bang for my buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What type of deer eat melted cheese?

Fawn-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Mess with the deer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiller_27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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I once met a deer that could write with both hands.

It was bambidextrous. (Not OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecatwhispererer
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Why should you avoid hunting deers with a shotgun?

Because if you encounter a deer who has a shotgun, it's best to just leave them alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rwtsk8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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My deer cloning operation has succeeded!

I can finally make a quick buck...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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oh deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonnieBird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why did the redneck bring a bazooka deer hunting?

He wanted to get the biggest bang for his buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Who knew trying to buy a deer was so cheap

It only cost a buck.. not a lot of doe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Two men are organizing a herd of deer.

Two men are organizing a herd of deer. Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As they’re herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.

β€œOne of them’s missing,” said the first man.

β€œOh dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcnicken1
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I like to shoot neat deer, but not hit them.

Whenever I need to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Why did the deer cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randdom_user
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?

Vlad the impala.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophylaxitive
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Did you hear that Coronavirus has mutated, and now affects deer?

They're calling it Cervid-19.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Oh deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axiom_117
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkinParkFan16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese?

But their fawn do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCHZY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Oh deer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonskuz15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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This deer shall be known as Fawn Miller youtu.be/PLdXmiSOrIE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbie_Robertson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why did the lion born in 2010 kill the deer born in 2016?

Because the lion pre-dates the deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I’ve no idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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If almonds are $1, peanuts $.50, and pistachios $1.50, how much are deer nuts?

Under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What do you call a deer with no legs?

I have no Ideer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HistoryNerd1023
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Oh Deer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweenster321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do u call a deer without eyes?

No eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iggswiik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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When deer run from hunters

They are always running for deer life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theCommonSlaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

I’ve still no idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.

That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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It’s weird that male deer have antlers...

You’d think they’d have Unclers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jhuderis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What's a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What's a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Jamington
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What did the professor say when his students wanted to hunt male deer before the first day of class?

"Don't get the hart before the course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why do deer avoid bakeries?

Because they've been told that people eat doe-nuts, there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olwek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Feelings aside, it’s strictly business deer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mi-Dixie-Rekt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What do you call a Male deer with only 1 antler?

50 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmusic12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why do they put deer crossing signs in the middle of the highway?

They should put them at intersections or in school zones, where it’s much safer for the deer to cross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I don't always hunt deer but when I do, I use dynamite.

That way I get more bang for my buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocketsizedmoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Oh Deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reazdy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.

It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why is Dollar Tree the best place to shop for deer?

Because the males are a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What’s a mouse-deer?

It’s a small rodent sweetheart.

topical dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reg890
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Dad: I have a lot of blind deer on my property.

Son: Really? How do you know they're blind?

Dad: Well, I have no eyed deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Pebcak_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I found a set of deer nunchucks at the store today for $5...

I was going to buy them but I remembered they used to be under two bucks.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes

No idea (no eye deer)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memer69lolnice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Why are all these deer breaking into places?

They've gone buck wild.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermous213
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I took my pet to a deer brothel

Got bang for my buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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A deer and a bear walk into a bar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILooveMangoes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Two people went on a hike and came across some tracks. One argued they were foxes and the other said they were a deers

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eoghanr888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Oh deer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What do you get when you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer?

One hundred "sows and bucks" (100,000 bucks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFluffyChicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Then there was the farmer who got the John Deer letter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Oh Deer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilapeno
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Ever want to buy cheap meat? Get deer balls...

... they’re under a buck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARealPerson11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Oh deer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Oh deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berserkkiller
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Oh deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantschirmer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Did you hear about the deer trophy who became president?

Turns out he was just a figurehead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmeep04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Could you be a deer, and jump in front of my car?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodolfo20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What did the Canadian deer say to her boyfriend when he forgot their anniversary?

Do you even caribout me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knight499
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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On a photo shop battle about a deer with a spider web between its antlers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NearlyHame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call a deer standing in the woods?

STAG-nant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Lizard_1771
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye’d deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no eye’d deer.

What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision? Now that’s a good eye’d deer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLamBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

... no idear ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? ... Still no idear ...

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No i-deer

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpillsMcDribble
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acidandcats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joblessidiot420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomnuzum6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts cost 2.50 deer nuts are just under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckbrown1208
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_8011
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplesofpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

πŸ‘︎ 65
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_AI_Director93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfdng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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