What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
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Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why did the hippo want weed for Christmas?
He was a hippo pot a must.
This is so dumb...I apologize now to all of you ha ha ha.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Which weighs more, a hippo or a Zippo?
Well yes, the hippo weighs more. But the Zippo is just a little lighter.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you know America is run by hippos?
It's what causes all the hippocrisy
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How come you never see hippos hiding in trees
Because theyβre really good at it
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I like large animals, but hippos are just plain fat
Some people may consider this hippo-critical
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so thatβs just being hippocritical...
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What is a Hippo with Touretteβs called?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What's a similarity with a hippo and a Zippo?
They both can kill you if you mess with them a lot.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
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︎ May 10 2018
Thats a hippo btw
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︎ Jan 19 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is heavier while a zippo is lighter.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter β¨
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Whatβs the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
Oneβs really heavy and the other is a little lighter
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo
Ones heavy and ones a little lighter.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
WhatWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is a 1 ton animal and the other is a little lighter
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What is the difference between a Hippo, and a Zippo?
One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is a two-ton animal, the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ May 17 2020
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ May 04 2020
What's the difference between and hippo and a zippo
One is pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ May 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Oneβs very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?
One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter
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︎ May 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Oneβs really heavy and oneβs a little lighter.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're good at it
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy And the other is a little lighter
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One weights a tonne, and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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