Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Cap’n Crunch and Tony the Tiger are getting married next month.
Don’t laugh, this is cereal.
What was the tigers favourite band?
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
Why are tigers striped?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why.
He just looked at me and said,
"They're GREAT!"
Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?
Because he got rid of all his hose.
I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...
Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.
Should have used the driver.
Did you hear about Tiger Woods latest handicap?
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
What do you cold and hungry tiger?
A brr-grr.
Edit:
“What do you CALL...”
Sorry, I suck.
So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.
The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, “Why so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, “Oh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”
PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)
My favorite animals are tigers and lions.
You could say that I’m a big cat person.
Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…
What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?
Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...
Oops...A Daisy
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I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown
I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.
I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.
My wife is trying to make a Tiger King cake for a friend.
I told her it looks all methed up.
What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
How did Tiger King become so popular during this pandemic?
Netflix is great with viral marketing.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....
TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?
Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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