Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.

Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Cap’n Crunch and Tony the Tiger are getting married next month.

Don’t laugh, this is cereal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StankleyTucci
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Mcfly of The Tiger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What was the tigers favourite band?

Survivor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?

Driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.

Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...

He had a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why are tigers striped?

Because they don't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.

He's not out of the Woods yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?

He’ll never drive again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funbundle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...

I heard he hit a birdie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroshPresident
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.

Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Grif
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?

Because he got rid of all his hose.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...

Ba dum tish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amazingwolfboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.

Should have used the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twgh47
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Did you hear about Tiger Woods latest handicap?

Sorry, Too soon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deplorable_guido
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smelly_Anus69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What do you cold and hungry tiger?

A brr-grr.

Edit: β€œWhat do you CALL...”

Sorry, I suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Killag123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.

The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, β€œWhy so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, β€œOh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”

PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinospam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My favorite animals are tigers and lions.

You could say that I’m a big cat person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunturdW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Eye of the tiger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?

The golf coast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jom_and_Terry0306
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...

Oops...A Daisy

https://preview.redd.it/wxa25n2a58c51.png?width=2478&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e61299d08db7234a2776473a1ad3c254e04ee80

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l17charlie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown

I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTaxman_cometh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.

He was lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My wife is trying to make a Tiger King cake for a friend.

I told her it looks all methed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?

Sheared Khan

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How did Tiger King become so popular during this pandemic?

Netflix is great with viral marketing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzarVC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....

I'd be lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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The eye of the tiger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orsynium
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?

Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?

A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!

It was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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